Why would you want to hang out with your dad?
Alright, let’s go there:
I mean look at him, the guys epic.
You know the book 1776? He’s read it.
Anyway, don’t be shy, swing by and razz him about his man apron, he’ll love that!
Young Girl: What about me? I’m a young girl?
Tandy: This one is for you
Alarm Clock: Buzz, buzz, stop dreaming about horses, this is real life girl!
Young Girl: Fine.
Go Gabby, go Gabby!
I loved this monologue…
I loved this!
Oh look! Kelly and Melissa are here, why don’t you go say hi?
Ok mom, miss me!
What’s up guys? I was just hanging out with my mom, she’s so dry, she kills me.
Why would you hang out with your mom?
Well… How much time do you have?
She’s a laugher, her advice is consistent, she’s not always on, I mean look at her! She’s a rockstar.