My favourite SNL cast members… Kristen, who I love so much. She’s my best friend in the world and she’s the greatest.

Be our guest, be our guest, caviar, Versace.

Be our guest, be our guest, Rolls Royce, Versace.

Snl Cast 2009-11

I also handle divorces. He wants a divorce! He doesn’t like you anymore and that’s just the way it is. Y’know move on with your life and y’know find someone else. We never plan for these things but they happen and sorry, I do apologise but y’know that’s the way it goes.

Sexy Shanna

Camel Tame

Kesha: Do you guys mind if I chime in?

Scarlett: Hey everyone it’s Kesha! What are you doing here?

Kesha: I don’t know, I woke up here…

Scarlett: Kesha, we were just saying that nobody has any class anymore you know?

Kesha: Girls today wouldn’t know class if it tried to kiss them and threw up in their mouth.

Dina: You said it!